I am pleased to announce that the site is completly stable now and is running at peak performance. Thank you for your patience and understanding whilst we worked on this issue.
We aren't sure if Microsoft made this glitch accidentally or intentionally. The only thing to say is that we would have told it off.
Here's the article from Giant Freakin Robot that we used.
https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/sci/microsoft-ai-godlike.html